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Lie #2009

Albert Einstein wasn’t really all that smart. He was just very old… like, really, very old. Ancient. OK… he was a vampire. As such, he had a lot of experience and time to think. In the centuries since their early days as Swedish pirates, Einstein and Zombie Tesla would spend countless hours discussing philosophy and science while quelling hordes, plundering hapless sailors, and occasionally sewing Telsa’s fingers back on.

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